Pritam's Blog
The Annoying Case Of Social Media
Tomorrow I am gonna change my username to Hottie Nottie Pritam. And then I am gonna change my profile picture twice everyday and tag fifty people in it. I might even add deep quotes with it. I have also downloaded Candy Crush Saga so I will invite you to play it thrice daily.
Not only that, I will also add you to random groups and ask you to like stupid pages having names like Loose Motion or Chetan Bhagat…
Everytime I see a nice pic of a girl liked by someone else in my friend list, I am gonna drop a comment, “Hi sexy, add me. I am blocked.” I might even drop irrelevant comments like “Click here and get 100₹ recharge in your phone. I got it. Hurry up” in your serious post about politics, literature, art, etc. I will send messages to unknown people asking them to buy, say Baba Ramdev’s medicines(???). Sorry, I am not a published author, otherwise I would have begged you to buy my books. Sometimes I will just say a Hi and then vanish.
I will change my relationship status at least once every week and I might even “feel lonely” with a hundred of you. Not to say, how much plagiarism can be seen in my write ups… And these will be obvious… I will, however, try to make them look ‘genuine’ by screwing up the grammar or by using SMS language.
At last, if there is nothing else to do, I will post ‘good mornin/nyt frndzzzzz’ and tag all of you…
Sounds scary, doesn’t it?
THEN WHY THE FUCK IS MY NEWS FEED, NOTIFICATIONS AND INBOX FLOODED WITH ALL THESE SHIT?