3 July 2016

My Conservative Cellphone

My cellphone is highly conservative, obnoxiously prude.

Everytime I type ‘PENIS’, it autocorrects it to ‘PENS’…

P.S. : Why do I have to type ‘penis’? Naah, you got it wrong. I don’t use this word while sexting.

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