23 January 2016

Late Night Conversation

Me: Do you remember that movie English Vinglish’?

She: Yes.

Me: Do you remember the scene where Sridevi drops an entire plate of Laddoos?

She: Yes. So?

Me: Just wondering if those were real Laddoos…

She: Of course, they were real…

Me (in a panic stricken voice): Don’t tell me… Shit! I wonder how many takes they had to take to perfect that scene and how many Laddoos were wasted…

She: Good night..


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