3 April 2020

Dear Prime Minister, Here Are A Few Suggestions On How To Deal With This COVID-19 Pandemic

A few suggestions to our beloved Prime Minister on how to deal with this COVID-19 Pandemic:

1. Have interaction with the mud wrestlers and other Pehalwan’s of Varanasi. Who would know how to fight (the virus) better than the Indian Pehalwans? And which Pehalwans better than the ones from his own constituency?

2. Start a Twitter Revolution with #GoCoronaGo.

3. Ask people to skip their lunch one day to show their solidarity with the hungry migrant workers and other day laborers. We will call it “जनता उपवास”.

4. Ask people to not complain. Border pe jawan… I mean hospital mein doctos and nurses kaam kar rahe hai. And you are complaining?

5. Ask people to stop breathing for 30 minutes. After all, one of the ways this virus gets transmitted is through respiratory droplets.

I strongly recommend the last one for all Bhakts…

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