Chowkidar Chor Hai Aur Chinese Bhi
The phone beeped.
It was a forwarded message from an old Bhakt acquaintance - a list of Chinese apps to be uninstalled for they are potential spyware or malware.
“Haan bhai, already uninstalled them all. Also, uninstalled Aarogya Setu,” I replied.
“Why Aarogya Setu?”
“Chinese chori kare to galat? Chowkidar chori kare to thik? Yeh kya baat hui? Anyway, the Chowkidar too has sided with China…”
He blocked me… As if I was ever going to message him… 😏